October Rain

Afternoon everyone. How’re you all doing?

A post really just for the sake of it today, and because I’m bored. The title: inspired by the Guns n’ Roses song November Rain, but because it’s October naturally I changed it. But it is raining though, and has been all weekend – pretty miserable really. So currently I’m sat in the newly revamped York St John University library on one of the supposedly brand new computers, which, will not allow me to access Facebook (but I can still use Twitter, so all is not lost). I’m not actually doing any studying at the moment having just finished a three hour lecture on the anthropology of religion, I’m waiting for a friend. 55 minutes to go…

This might be a long one then…

I don’t really know where to begin, or even what to talk about! So it might not be that long a post after all. I suppose you’re probably wondering why I’m bothering to write at all if I don’t have a clear topic in mind – all I’m doing is wasting your time (and perhaps mine too), writing words on a screen that have no coherent meaning or purpose. But does everything have to have a purpose? I’m not going to get all philosophical on you, don’t worry. Truth of the matter is, writing for me does have a purpose; in the same way that crafting music, art or dance releases some people, writing frees my mind and takes me out of ‘it’ for a short time – whatever ‘it’ is.

I guess as well, given the fact I’m feeling quite isolated at the moment, writing to a potentially infinite audience makes me feel not so alone. The fact that I’m talking to ‘someone’, even if it is just myself as I recite the words I’m typing before me, can have great therapuetic power. A number of people ask me why I feel it necessary or even appropriate to ‘bear my soul online’, to open up and lay my feelings, thoughts and emotions for the entire world to see. Why do I seemingly “seek attention” from those around me or indeed those I’ve never met? The answer is actually quite simple. It goes back to this feeling of isolation.

The computer screen and keyboard to me, is what the notepad and pen is to the songwriter. The musician expresses their feelings through a medium which is shared with an audience, the only difference between them and me is that I don’t posses the artistic gifts required to be creative and clever with language as to ensure my emotions are wrapped up in cryptic metaphor and euphemism. My ‘music’ comes in the form of long-winded blog posts; emptying my mind of whatever’s going on in there for a potential audience to take notice of. No, my ‘music’ isn’t always entertaining (if at all ever!) but the process of attempting to articulate my mind goes a long way to helping.

Sorry…went off on a bit of a tangent there. Just to sidetrack for a moment if I may…I’m having an interesting discussion with a coursemate at the moment, about the ordination of gay and lesbian clergypeople. Given the fact I’m currently attempting to set up a debating society within the Theology and Religious Studies department at university, I think it would be quite a good topic to begin with; what do you think?

Well it’s been 25 minutes since I started this post and to be quite frank I’ve not gotten very far. Perhaps because I’ve been editing as I’ve gone along and been periodically checking Twitter to further my debate with the wonderful Cherish Bere…but, I’ve sort of run out of steam. I started at 17.05 and let my mind and thoughts control my fingers. I then stopped, read over what I’d typed and made it a little more PC shall we say (politically correct for those of you who thought I was reffering to a computer).

So now I’m probably going to start my new book, Fatherland by Robert Harris; it’s about a world in which Hitler won the Second World War so it should be an interesting read. Having just finished his novel The Ghost I can say that I might just have a new favourite author…not that I ever had a favourite author to begin with, apart from Dick King Smith when I was in primary school – The Hodgeheg was always my favourite. Anyway, enough from me. I shall leave you in peace (if you haven’t already gotten bored and gone back to doing whatever it was you were doing before you starting reading this).

Enjoy the rest of your Monday.

Love to you.

And you.

And you.

But most of all, to you. 

Did Religion Ruin Prince?

Prince circa. 1981

Good evening readers, how are you?

As I’ve been sitting in my loft room at my dad’s for nearly the past week I have rediscovered my admiration for the work of the Artist Formerly Known As An Unpronounceable Symbol, the one and only, Prince.

So what? You’re writing a blog post to tell us that you’ve gotten back into that skinny mother fucker with the high voice? (to quote the 1987 song Bob George)? Well not exactly. I’ve been working my way through his vast catalogue of hits and performances, starting in 1978 up to the latest shows in America earlier this year and something has had me wondering. Did Prince’s discovery of religion and a new-found spiritual self-awareness transform this once overt and enigmatic pop legend into a safe, secure and highly predictable eighties  has-been washed up on the beaches of the contemporary music scene? Well, let’s have a look.

A youthful Prince at the beginning of his musical career.

Who’d have thought the five-foot tall basketball playing son of a failed musician would have such a huge impact on the global music scene? Born the same year as his contemporaries Michael Jackson and Madonna, Prince lived and grew up in Minneapolis and was raised in a musical family; his name  actually derived from his father’s band The Prince Rodgers Trio. Anyway, this isn’t a biographical account so let’s get straight to the music.

After leaving a small band 94-East, Prince released his first solo venture entitled For You in 1978 and when I say solo I mean, solo. Every song on the album was written, recorded and produced by Prince; every instrument played by Prince too. The only track to make any impact on the album was Soft and Wet. Classically Prince sounding, this song was to be the beginning of a career filled with sexually charged lyrics that would establish him as one of the raunchiest artists to grace the planet.

Prince demonstrates his moves on the Parade World Tour, 1986.

His eponymous title in the following year was home to the hit I Wanna Be Your Lover, an upbeat pop song about falling in love with a woman. Even here though, with the lyric “I wanna be the only one you come for” leaves little to be desired. The track on the album that perhaps grabs more attention is the powerful rock number Bambi, in which Prince is heard to be attempting to persuade a young lesbian that sex with a man is infinitely better than with another woman and, insists that maybe she “needs to bleed” to be fully satisfied with any sexual encounter.

Let’s put this into context for a moment. It is the late 1970s, the hippie movement is all but dead and the so-called “free love” ideaology along with it, yet here is a 19/20 year old black musician from a small town, Minnesota, singing quite frankly about sex. That probably amounts to the same sort of controversy as Lady GaGa’s meat dress. Prince was breaking boundaries long before anyone else, and his subsequent releases Dirty Mind and Controversy demonstrate this. Songs such as Head, Sister and Do Me, Baby  all deal with sex in such an open, sometimes crude fashion that it appears he was aiming to deliberately shock audiences but also, perhaps he was trying to send a message? We should not be so up-tight and closed off about what is ultimately, at the core of human  behaviour.

The outfit that caused Prince to be booed off stage when opening for the Rolling Stones.

I could conduct a full length and in-depth (pardon the possible pun) investigation into the lyrics of early Prince, but I already did that as part of my English Language A-level. Needless to say that throughout the 1980s, Prince brought a new dynamic to the music industry. Donning four inch stiletto heels, fishnet stockings and thongs, girating around the stage doing the splits and moving proactively with the microphone stand and singing about incest gave the world something new to talk about. He was making the world rethink its sexuality, he was alienating a generation of parents…but captivating the minds of teenagers with dark pulsing bass lines, thunderous guitar solos and rebellious lyrics. Prince called out to the impulses of so many of the youth of the 1980s, especially the women.

Emancipated from the chains of his name.

There’s no doubting Prince was at his prime during the 1980s. A chart-topping double album, a soundtrack for the first Batman film, a number one album, song and film at the same time established him as one of the biggest stars of the decade, perhaps the century. Things went slightly downhill from then on however. After a disagreement with his record company, Prince would appear in public with the word ‘slave’ written across his face. In a move which shocked the world, to rid himself of the ties to his label and to undo the commercialisation of the name Prince, he changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol so as to ensure that no one could use his name as merely a tool to sell music.

The Love Symbol, and Prince's legal name for nearly a decade.

Now, as many of you know I am an avid fan of Prince but something happened to the music as soon as ‘Prince’ stopped appearing on the cover of The Artist’s albums. Whether he generally wanted to take a new direction with music or whether the removal of ‘Prince’ removed some of the soul that was present in earlier material was the cause is down to you to speculate, nonetheless throughout the 1990s Prince continued to write sexually charged songs and provided performances to match. Perhaps he hadn’t lost himself completely? The main element of what made Prince so fantastic in the first place was still there, the lack of fear at shocking audiences, the innate ability to create music that would stir up feelings in each and every one of us and the gift of relating to human nature so beautifully and perfectly. Sadly however, it seemed that the world lost interest with The Artist. Who wants to take notice of somebody whose name they can’t even pronounce? It appeared both Prince and The Artist were dead.

Prince rediscovered. Circa. 2006

The turn of the century marked a new chapter in Prince’s life. A ‘re-discovery’ if you will. The O(+> moniker was dropped and Prince was once again, Prince – not only this but a new-found religious and spiritual identity followed him into the new decade and with it, a new musical identity.

2001 saw the release of the piano solo album One Nite Alone and the jazz/funk infused The Rainbow Children. The latter is full of religious metaphor and imagery, so much so it’s hard to pretend you’re not listening to a new piece of tactical propaganda straight out of the ‘Bible belt’ of the States, nonetheless the smooth jazz and funk sounds are fantastic. The subsequent releases Musicology, 3121, Planet Earth, Lotus Flow3r/MPLSound and 20Ten have all featured the same James Brown-esque feel about it. Long funky guitar riffs and horn solos, but they all lack the same thing too. They lack what made Prince, Prince. You try find a song about a sordid encounter with a stranger or a guitar riff that symbolises sexual climax, you’ll be sadly disappointed. Instead Prince chooses to preach his views about the state of the world economy and the music industry, the environment and religion; views which, sadly only appear to be held by him.

It seems that, as fantastic a live musician he is and as funky and cool as his new material feels, it lacks the ultimate Prince-ness. It’s missing the qualities of the music that made the world fall for the little man from Minnesota in the first place. Even now, Prince will refuse to sing songs from his back catalogue because of their content and in some cases will even change the words to suggest a more mature, less trivial meaning (for example, in I Feel 4 U the lyric “it’s mainly a physical thing” is changed to “it’s mainly a spiritual thing”).

Prince has alienated a new generation of listeners by singing about topics that, frankly very few people can relate to or would even want to relate to. The only people who seem interested in Prince these days are the long-time fans of the 1980s or, people like me who have listened extensively to his catalogue and have grown to appreciate the later music (I still can’t abide the 90s though). I can appreciate that Prince plays, and I quote, “real music for real music lovers”. He must commended for this though, too many artists in this age of music rely on playback, electronic sounds and recorded instruments and merely make music just because they can. Prince makes music because it is his life, it’s what makes his world go round and what gives him cause to get out of bed and slip his little purple slippers on in the morning.

Perhaps then, Prince has matured and left the world behind. Perhaps religion and spirituality hasn’t ruined Prince but instead the ignorance of the world’s music audience has yet to appreciate the artistry, the craftsmanship and genius of the diversity of Prince’s music. If we want to hear songs about oral sex and prostitutes in hotel lobbies masturbating with magazines then the records are already there; Prince has left the world some fantastic music that will be returned to throughout the years. Perhaps we should follow his example, maybe we could all do with growing up and forgetting about our trivial thoughts and concerns about where our next sexual encounter will come from or whether we were good enough in bed the night before, maybe Prince is trying to tell us that there are bigger, more important issues out there in the world that we should all be more concerned about.

Did religion ruin Prince? No. Our ignorance did.

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Prince, live at the O2 Arena London, 2007.

Families eh?!

Afternoon.

How are you all?

You may have noticed that I have removed the last post from the front page, it seemed a little whiny and I’m not in the business of constantly complaining to you. So it’s gone. Instead, I thought I’d replace it with a nice jolly post about my family outing today. Feel free to switch off…now.

So, here I was. Seven o’clock this morning being rudely awaken by the unmistakable sound of my mum pottering and rushing around, making sandwiches and flasks of tea and coffee (well, just coffee actually which I was most put out by). I had already been drifting in and out of sleep from about six as I heard Charlie Stape read the morning’s news on BBC Breakfast but I knew that I had to drag my sorry arse out of bed soon if I was to be up and ready in time for my sister’s arrival.

It wasn’t all that bad though, I woke up to an unread text on my phone from someone nice and my mum brought me a cup of tea to start the day off. I managed to clamber off the sofa which has given me a slight crick in my neck and I hopped in the shower and got myself ready for the BBQ and picnic with the family.

I’m not going to babble on about every little detail of my day, I guess I just wanted to set the scene.

Anyway, so my sister and brother in law (soon to be) picked my mum and I up and we drove into the Dales to a small village by the river called Burnsall – absolutely beautiful setting. Rolling hills covered with trees on one side and farms on the other and a picturesque slow running river meandering through the public field where my grandparents, aunt and two young cousins were already setting up camp for the day.

The day kicked off with attempting to skim what seemed like boulders on the river and then a “who can make the biggest splash” competition with George (aged 7) and Charlie (aged 4). Following that was a game of cricket in which I learned I can actually throw and catch and that George has quite a bright future in Yorkshire’s national game, scoring a total of 30 runs and seven wickets.

The game got quite intense at points, I was diving around trying to catch the ball when I was fielding, my mum was running for perhaps the first time in ten years – I may have been a bit vicious when throwing the ball back to George, it hit him right on the nose which made him cry. Needless to say the whole family turned and gave a fairly cold look – it’s not my fault if he can’t catch!

The food was good, despite me only having one burger which dripped with tomato sauce and fried onions onto the melamine plastic plate. The irony was that all the running around my mum had done in the morning was all in vain, as not one person touched a sandwich she had made…apart from me, just now.

Other highlights include the young boy who went for a wee right in front of our gazebo, me scoring a bullseye on a duck whilst trying to skim and generally having a fantastic day with the family. I also learned I could be a horse and that I looked good behind the wheel of a red Ford KA.

Result.

I’m now currently sat in my mum’s living room with my sister and Carl, listening to my mum whitter on about tales from the past as the rest of us just looked bored and fed up as we’ve either heard all these stories before, or we were actually old enough to recollect them (and may I say, that our recollection of events is a lot more accurate than my mother’s).

So that’s about it really. I’ll be heading back on the train to York in exactly an hour. I hope you’ve all missed me, I know your lives aren’t the same without me in them. So when I arrive I expect flowers, champagne, palm leaves, a donkey…you can leave out the wooden cross though. I don’t fancy that thanks.

If you want I might write again later, depending on what mood I’m in (which is good at the moment, for those of you wondering).

Enjoy the rest of your afternoon.

Peace y’all.

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