{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Sgwrs Tei Bow","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.clarkeroberts.co.uk\/cy","author_name":"Clarke Roberts","author_url":"https:\/\/www.clarkeroberts.co.uk\/cy\/author\/clarke-roberts\/","title":"Why do I always draw triangles? | Bow Tie Talks","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"Q1P4NsS2dZ\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.clarkeroberts.co.uk\/cy\/2011\/07\/16\/why-do-i-always-draw-triangles\/\">Why do I always draw triangles?<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.clarkeroberts.co.uk\/cy\/2011\/07\/16\/why-do-i-always-draw-triangles\/embed\/#?secret=Q1P4NsS2dZ\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Why do I always draw triangles?&#8221; &#8212; Bow Tie Talks\" data-secret=\"Q1P4NsS2dZ\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! 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If you&#8217;re wondering about the title, well I&#8217;m currently sat in my dressing gown with a cup of tea listening to Ellie Goulding. &#8220;Why do I always draw triangles?&#8221; is a lyric from her song I Wish I Stayed\u00a0and so I just thought I&#8217;d use it as a starting point for this post. I always draw triangles because I&#8217;m lazy. Well, I&#8217;m not lazy but it seems as though when I&#8217;m not working I&#8217;m doing absolutely nothing. And even when I do have work either in the morning or evening, I just sit about in my joggers and a hoodie, doing&#8230;well, nothing. So, what? That&#8217;s what a lot of people do though right? You&#8217;re not the only person to sit about being a lazy arse before or after work. Very true. I&#8217;m not. I just thought it would be a good opportunity to bring in the topic of work, which is the main point of this post. The last couple of shifts haven&#8217;t been the best, I shan&#8217;t lie. The fun started with Thursday; I&#8217;d voluntarily gotten myself a split shift (as to make sure I had the Wednesday to recover from my night out on Tusday). The usual split shift is fine. You work four or five hours in the morning and then four or five hours in the evening, making it a ten hour day tops. My split however, was a little more intense. I started at seven in the morning (which is fine) and finished for eleven (which again is very reasonable). I came back in at three however and spent two hours polishing plates and cutlery. This left me four hours at home to contemplate the fun I would be having that evening at work, the first two hours of which would be spent alone with only the chefs for company&#8230;need I say anything else? Things actually got worse when break time came around. I was figuring out what was meant by the events discussed in my last post; my findings weren&#8217;t overly brilliant. No point beating round the bush. To say I&#8217;d been thinking about it non-stop since it happened, to discover that I&#8217;d been thinking about, in all actuality, nothing didn&#8217;t make me feel great. To be honest, I&#8217;m still a little confused as to what exactly it all meant. Unless the person involved really doesn&#8217;t have any\u00a0recollection of what was said etc then&#8230;well, I&#8217;m as dumbfounded as it gets. But anyway, that&#8217;s off topic. The fact I now had something else to contemplate for the remainder of my shift just meant I could not concentrate on anything. I gave someone a non-alcoholic bottled beer instead of pouring them a pint of Stella. I was attempting to speak Spanish to the group of guests we had in the restaurant that evening, but I forgot how to say even the basics. My mind was not focussed. I could not concentrate. Needless to say the last six [&hellip;]"}